Yo yo!

Here's an ideal way for some of you to participate next Saturday at the Irish Decom. The Miss Smokin Craic pageant wants you, yes you, not that dude beside you. Clear off there, you're blocking the beautiful people. Now then. Ahem, you must already have a ticket to the decom.

I need fluffers. Not in the biblical sense you understand. Mostly what I need are enthusiastic people who will round up contestants and keep the buzz going off stage. When the mc calls for the next contestant they should be prepared and not quietly bricking themselves. No one needs to see that in a tutu. The terror of the stage beckons, knees buckle, and sphincters curiously relax. There should be bribes flying around randomly and possibly a can-can line.

Anyway, if interested please post a comment below or find me oh so very early during the day/night. I'll be the one with the giant beard. If you see someone with a beard that is less than heroic, well that's not me, mine's heroic. :{)===================>

For more general information on the pageant which focuses on talent, inner beauty, charisma, bribery and is open to all ages, genders and well everybody click on http://www.missblackrockcity.com If you would like to be a contestant then let me know too. Bring along a talent and some bribery baubles. (Hint: I breath whiskey and live on loud noises)

Last year's winner went on to have a fabulous career on the circuit also winning the big one in Nevada, wow!

Right then, thanks for lending me your see globes,
Stephen